Guys Ring On Adult Channel To Tell Cam Girl He’s Coming Home
Obviously, England’s participation in the World Cup semi-finals for the first time since 1990 has put everyone in the country, but surely there must be a limit to everyone’s excitement. . Apparently no, it turns out.
A guy has now fallen into the trap of getting carried away by himself as he was willing to pay a huge phone bill to call an adult channel and sing “Three Lions” on the phone to an unsuspecting woman.
Yes that is correct. One guy called up a popular sex chat line for the sole purpose of singing The Lightning Seeds along with Baddiel and Skinner’s Euro ’96 anthem. What a time to live.
To be fair, the guy must have more money than common sense because as any teenager knows, these chains don’t come cheap.
It’s a premium rate phone line, which means you can have about five cents out of your pocket before you even speak to a woman who is doing her best to make it sound like she’s interested in you.
Anyway, my point is, if you’re going to call it, you might as well have something good to discuss (or, you know, whatever people do when they call an adult channel) because that you’re paying through the nose for it from the first second.
Fair play though, he’s clearly just lost his mind in the wave of positivity sweeping through England right now.
We might as well get on the bus, as they left for a semi-final against Croatia, who struggled to overtake hosts Russia last night on their way to the semi-finals.
God knows if they go all the way and win, these kinds of incidents will only escalate.
I mean, surely it’s the end of days. It hasn’t rained for weeks, the hills are literally engulfed in flames and England are really good at football.
We are through the mirror of the people. I’m scared too.